Jokes: 25 years of marriage without a fight

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25 YEARS OF MARRIAGE WITHOUT A FIGHT 😍

A man and his wife never fought for 25 years of their marriage.

A friend asked him how he had managed to make it possible.

He narrated:

"We went for our Honeymoon in Australia 25 years ago and while riding on a horse 🐴 , My wife's horse jumped and my wife fell down 😔  .

She got up, patted the horse's back and said,
......"This is your first time"

After a while it happened again. She patted the horse again and said:
......."This is your second time"

The horse did it again the 3rd time,
She brought out a gun 🔫 and shot the horse 🐴 dead🙆🏻‍♂

I Was so shocked and I shouted at her. . . . . . . ."Are you crazy! What's wrong with you? ....Why did you kill the horse 🐴 ?

She smiled ☺ at me and said,
......."This is your first time"

Since then. . . My Mouth 👄  Pim 😷🤐 ☺
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